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README.md

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 <h1 align="center" >🌊🌊🌊 Hochwasser 🌊🤽🌊</h1>
 <p align="center"><img src="benchmarks/hochwasser_shuffle_vs_ordered.gif"/></p>
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 Highly efficient, distributed [Pixelflut] client.
 
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 - Can send static images, text, generated patterns (animations upcoming)
 - REPL enables fast iterations
-- CnC server + client architecture (canalso runs in a single process)
-- Faster than [sturmflut]! (in some benchmarks at least)
+- CnC server + client architecture (it's webscale!) (can also run in a single process)
+- Faster than [sturmflut] (in some benchmarks at least)
 - No dependencies (pixelflut apparently was considered a primary use case in the design of golang's stdlib 👍)
 
 [pixelflut]: https://cccgoe.de/wiki/Pixelflut
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 ## future ideas
 For future ideas check [IDEAS](https://github.com/SpeckiJ/Hochwasser/blob/master/IDEAS.md)
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+<p align="center"><img src="benchmarks/hochwasser_vs_sturmflut.gif"/></p>